How are you?

1、Do you have a quarter? Because I promised I would call my mom as soon as I fell in love.

　

2、It's awful hot in here, or it is you?

3、If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

4、Do you have a map? Because I just keep losting in your eyes!

　　

5、If you are a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you.

6、My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it.

　　

7、I am a thief, I am here to steal your heart.

9、I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

　　

8、

A. How are you?

B: Fine.

A: I didn't ask you how you looked, I asked you how are you.